Recap: The Entire First Half

Oh crap.  The mother of all Recaps is here in all its twisted glory....and it begins now!
(Note: This is a highly abbreviated version.  For each dot, there is an actual longer recap that actually explains what the bloody happened)

Right after these commercial breaks of course......

• A long long time ago.....
  In a galaxy far away
  Naboo was under an attack
  And I thought me and Qui Gon Jin
  Could talk the federation into maybe cutting them a little Slack......Whoops wrong story/song....ahem
• Atty, a Wookie Mercenary, after completing another mission, relaxed at a bar on the planet of Naboo, working the easy job of bouncer.  Gorgon, the Basilisk Shop-Owner, was hired to fix a droid for an ambassador, and then told by Captain Telos, a member of the military, to go to the same bar.  Ayla, an Ewok Jedi, was in hiding with the rest of her three jedi, and was asked to acquire some intel....and recruit some help.  Ayla did both, and hired Atty and Gorgon to help on a mission.
• The mission, under the purview of the influential Commander Savaya, was to acquire a great artifiect on the nearby moon of Lor.  The three, along with Telos, went to Lor, and into its Great Maze.  Defeating the dungeon, they ran into a hologram of Ulic Qel-Droma, a legendary jedi, who told them about the treasure: a modified Silver Globe, capable to devouring the souls of any non-Jedi in a rathr huge radius. The team acquired the Silver Globe (and the hologram to boot) and was undecided on what to do when they were captured by the Empire.
• On a Star Destroyer, the team encountered Lt. Moff Argas Vicious, who promtly killed his superior, put the blame on the team, and then let them escape.  The team, who had given the Globe to Savaya before being captured/tricked, escaped and headed to Naboo, where the Imperial Forces were already destroying the city. 
• The Team snuck into the palace, and discovered that one of the Jedi had turned.  The turned Jedi, along with Savaya, the Queen of Naboo and others, were trying to launch the Silver Globe into a ship and explode it at the Imperial forces, destroying hundreds of thousands of lives to save Naboo, which had gotten into this trouble by protecting the Jedi.  The team, being good guys, destroyed the Globe and prevented its usage, although it came at the expense of the Master of Ayla, Slados.
• The team, capturing Savaya and a Imperial Officer called Victor Farsius, ran off the planet on their new ship, the Black Mac and went to Rodia, homeworld of the Rodians.  There, they needed to acquire fuel for their ship.  The team eventually became involved with the politics of the world, inadvertently aiding Navik the Red acquire his power.  While escaping, they discovered that the Queen of Naboo had become a slave.  Savaya, the captured general, convinced the team to head to Tatooine to rescue the Queen.
• The team headed to a small outpost to acquire information.  This soon became quite complicated, as Atty decided to join one of the groups to acquire informatio/get help.  This resulted in a pretty big fight/rescue mission situation, and the recruitment of Akaan, a Mandalorian Mercanary. The Team then headed to Jabba the Hutt's place to acquire help and did so after killing his Rancor.  Boba Fett came for the ride.
• While heading to the capital Bestine to rescue the queen, where they ran into a group of Tuskan Raiders trying to kill Jawas.  In the middle was a lone Raider, by the name of John.  John was recruited into the team, and the group headed into Bestine.  They eventually sneak into a party held by the local Imperial Mayor, kill the Mayor, killed a visiting Sith padawan, rescued the Queen and escape back to their orignal town where the Black Mac. 
• At the Black Mac, they run into the Padawan's master, who kicks their butt partially, but are helped by the local Obi-Wan Kenoibi.  Obi-Wan and Savaya agree that the Sith are dangerous and send the team to their ancient homeworld, Korriban.  The team head there and are ambushed by some mercs, who they eventually defeat.  John is, unknown to the team (sort of), is corrupted by an anicent Sith Lord.  The team is eventually captured by Argas Vicious, who has been looking for them this entire time.
• Vicious makes an offer the team is forced to agree to: kill a revived General Grevious and the crimes assigned to the group will be forigven.  They head to the volcanic planet Mustafar, and run into some Sith, who are also there to kill Grevious.  The two groups work together to kill Grevious, and tentatively most of the team agrees to run with the Sith.  

And that's it for now.  Anything important you think was forgotten?  Add it to the comments!  Or just, uh, read all the other recaps.